No, I don’t have a life

Shopping for underwear on Amazon is fun:

Above: For when you can’t get it the natural way - by sitting on your ass, blogging about crap all day, while eating Doritos.

Above: Duuuuuddde!  What. The. Hell. (go to the link to find out exactly what this is – or don’t)

Above: Could a girl still be considered ‘hot’ if she farted while wearing this thong?