Ahead of Super Tuesday, I mailed out my absent voter ballot today. I’m not registered for any specific, political party, but I thought I’d save the paper and ink and just go ahead and ask for a partisan ballot since I already know who I’m voting for.

In reality, there are only 2 real candidates now….
I also put in my vote supporting community college education as I’m a product of a CC…

Where was this when it was still $26 a unit???
But I made a little mistake when filling out another portion of the ballot (I blurred it because I’m embarrassed to say I didn’t read up on it before filling it out!). I’m pretty sure the county clerk’s office will just consider it as no vote at all:

Oops…

Oops…
And by the way: WTF, Tom Brady??? Fine, you’re strictly into supermodels – superficial and snobby, but whatever. Fine, you’re someone’s baby-daddy – nothing wrong with kids. But getting sacked and fumbled repeatedly at the Super Bowl??? That’s like what you do - if it weren’t for football, you wouldn’t have been able to date so many models. So what’s up, dude? I think most women know that realistically, you would never descend from your Mount Olympus and date one of us mere mortals, but damn, I don’t think we ever imagined that you would actually suck at the one thing that got you up there in the first place, and no less, at the Super Bowl!!! Disappointing.